V Day!

Cookie monster likes cookies. Cookie monster likes cookies with milk. Cookie monster likes Valentine’s Day but not all that much. That’s because that is the day when Shiv Sainiks, Ram Sainiks and other jobless self loathing buffoons get the chance to slap defenseless women, marry men off to donkeys, and scare away couples snogging in public places. Who in hell’s name appointed them our nation’s law makers??What a cheap tactic of publicizing their irrational ideologies!
Isn’t it unfair to live in a world (or country more like it) where one cannot express one’s love to another? And no, I’m not talking about banging my non-existent boyfriend on the beach. I’m talking about being able to hug a friend whom you haven’t seen in years without having a million questioning eyes on you!
Valentine’s Day is not all about wearing sexy lingerie to make your boyfriend drool like a rabid dog. It’s not just about THTAT kind of love. It’s about appreciating Mum for getting you that cute purple tee you’ve had your eye on for a week now or your best friend waking you up every morning because she knows you just love hitting the snooze button .Or even your dog looking at you with those irresistible ‘puppy dog eyes’.I t’s just a day to let all the special people in your life know how great they are!
So go on! Don’t get them some sappy Archies card. Instead give them a hug. They’ll love you for it and you would save 20 bucks!
Till next time. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Cookie Monster
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