Cookie monster don't like little people with big heads...
Ok, so I go for this "literary" competition... where we had to be funny and perverse...or so I thought! My team didn't even get thru the prelims! but since another team backed out we got to do a few Whose line is it anyway rounds... I had to be Pam Anderson...( Why do i always end up being a blonde? DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER!) and I was a having a very uh, conventional conversation with Mother Teresa... But bein the pervert that I am , I said things like "do you like my rack" and "do you think my ex-husband has genital warts?"(hey, it was quite spontaneous and this round involved asking questions and no answering!) And the judge...A MAN... said i was a disgusting pervert and I had no right to talk to Mother Teresa that way(or something like that). Like she's his Grandmum or something! And when another BOY used lines like "does vaseline make it easier?" the judge(A MAN) had nothing to say!
I(along with my perverse bunch of girlfriends) personally believe that men cannot stand women with a raunchy sense of humor. They are appalled by women who can talk about one's body parts candidly. I think men should open their minds just a wee bit and realize sometimes women can be better at them, be it in the fields of acting cocky, arrogant and narcissistic. You may think that I am being a sore loser. (Like i care what YOU think!) I'm sure you are a smelly boy! Ergo... I don't care! and no, i am NOT PMSing. That's not the only time we get crabby, you twits!
Aahhh, i feel better now... So all u sexists out there...i have two words for u...BITE ME...and to all you good-looking chaps out there... i have four... I still love you :)
Till we meet again,
Cookie monster
Ok, so I go for this "literary" competition... where we had to be funny and perverse...or so I thought! My team didn't even get thru the prelims! but since another team backed out we got to do a few Whose line is it anyway rounds... I had to be Pam Anderson...( Why do i always end up being a blonde? DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER!) and I was a having a very uh, conventional conversation with Mother Teresa... But bein the pervert that I am , I said things like "do you like my rack" and "do you think my ex-husband has genital warts?"(hey, it was quite spontaneous and this round involved asking questions and no answering!) And the judge...A MAN... said i was a disgusting pervert and I had no right to talk to Mother Teresa that way(or something like that). Like she's his Grandmum or something! And when another BOY used lines like "does vaseline make it easier?" the judge(A MAN) had nothing to say!
I(along with my perverse bunch of girlfriends) personally believe that men cannot stand women with a raunchy sense of humor. They are appalled by women who can talk about one's body parts candidly. I think men should open their minds just a wee bit and realize sometimes women can be better at them, be it in the fields of acting cocky, arrogant and narcissistic. You may think that I am being a sore loser. (Like i care what YOU think!) I'm sure you are a smelly boy! Ergo... I don't care! and no, i am NOT PMSing. That's not the only time we get crabby, you twits!
Aahhh, i feel better now... So all u sexists out there...i have two words for u...BITE ME...and to all you good-looking chaps out there... i have four... I still love you :)
Till we meet again,
Cookie monster
cookie monster...you took the words from my mouth... guys so cannot handle girls who are verbally superior..and they suck at competing with girls who are sooo much wittier than them...and they ooze away saying being perverse is "bad" for girls....
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