OK, so before I die, I have a very long list of desires to be fulfilled. Hopefully I shall live to be a hundred with all my vital organs functioning. Vital organs, haha. And the desires are:
20. Sky-dive in Australia or New Zealand. I'm a little afraid of heights but this is something I really HAVE to do! Fly! Fly!Fly! Scream!Yell! Puke!
19.Get a tattoo. Something small, on the back of my neck. I have skin so sensitive it's allergic to hot/cold wax. Sigh.
18. Speaking of body hair, to invent a pain-free,effective,inexpensive method of the same. Stupid, smelly armpit hair.
17.Ride a bike! From one city to the next, on a Royal Enfield. Or hit the race tracks on a Yamaha R1 or a Ducati. That's the shit.
16. Ban Bollywood movies. Forever.
15.Open a restaurant by the sea-side. Food served will include only my favourite dishes. And that would be anything and everything edible.
14. Belly dance
13. Perform the same to : Will Smith, Brett Lee, Adam Gilchrist, Robin Williams, Hugh Jackman
12. Eat chocolate chip dough ice-cream, all day long, for the rest of my life.
11.Learn Karate/ Kick-boxing and beat up bad guys or guys in general.
10.Travel the world with Jeff Corwin and marry him in the process.
9. Be trapped with Vegeta(Super saiyan-2) in the other dimension.
8.Watch Cartoons(Dexter's lab, Johnny Bravo,Spongebob,Garfield) and sing along to every theme song .
7. Play the role of a Disney princess.
6.Play the role of Phoebe Buffay. (there's not much to act really)
5.Never see the light of day, anytime before 11:30 am.
4. Stop violence against women, children and animals.
3. Get five dogs. Name them Vodka, Whiskey, Gin, Cleo and Caesar.
2. Join a metal band. Get purple hair. Play the drums or be the vocalist.
1.Be my biggest fan.
Luv,
Cookie Monster
20. Sky-dive in Australia or New Zealand. I'm a little afraid of heights but this is something I really HAVE to do! Fly! Fly!Fly! Scream!Yell! Puke!
19.Get a tattoo. Something small, on the back of my neck. I have skin so sensitive it's allergic to hot/cold wax. Sigh.
18. Speaking of body hair, to invent a pain-free,effective,inexpensive method of the same. Stupid, smelly armpit hair.
17.Ride a bike! From one city to the next, on a Royal Enfield. Or hit the race tracks on a Yamaha R1 or a Ducati. That's the shit.
16. Ban Bollywood movies. Forever.
15.Open a restaurant by the sea-side. Food served will include only my favourite dishes. And that would be anything and everything edible.
14. Belly dance
13. Perform the same to : Will Smith, Brett Lee, Adam Gilchrist, Robin Williams, Hugh Jackman
12. Eat chocolate chip dough ice-cream, all day long, for the rest of my life.
11.Learn Karate/ Kick-boxing and beat up bad guys or guys in general.
10.Travel the world with Jeff Corwin and marry him in the process.
9. Be trapped with Vegeta(Super saiyan-2) in the other dimension.
8.Watch Cartoons(Dexter's lab, Johnny Bravo,Spongebob,Garfield) and sing along to every theme song .
7. Play the role of a Disney princess.
6.Play the role of Phoebe Buffay. (there's not much to act really)
5.Never see the light of day, anytime before 11:30 am.
4. Stop violence against women, children and animals.
3. Get five dogs. Name them Vodka, Whiskey, Gin, Cleo and Caesar.
2. Join a metal band. Get purple hair. Play the drums or be the vocalist.
1.Be my biggest fan.
Luv,
Cookie Monster
dear cookie monster,
ReplyDeletejust one word...........
wait for it..............
BRILLIANT!!!!!
Hahaha @18!
ReplyDeleteAnd how I wish I could write like you!
out of balance...or i wud have msged you....=)
ReplyDeleteawww....u guys! stop making me blush! :)
ReplyDeleteWe still need to do the kick-boxing thing =P
ReplyDeleteand hey the shoes have some of this on it!yay!
One more thing.I missed the sky diving part =(
ReplyDeletewaaaaaah.